Nah blood
When someone drops a bomb you don't want to hear and then acts like they're the main character in a drama with your ex
Bro just told me he's moving in with my ex and now he's texting me every hour
My mom said I'm getting grounded for the rest of the year and then she started crying about her divorce
My best friend spilled that I failed my math test and now she's acting like she's my therapist