Nagorg
Nagorg is when you're taking a leak and the toilet decides to take a leak on you. It's like the toilet flipped you and your grogan became its new grogan. It's rare but when it happens, it's the worst.
I was halfway done with my grogan when the toilet decided to do its own. I'm still sore from it.
I tried to lay a grogan and the toilet hit me with a grogan. I got Nagorg'd like a rookie.
I thought I was having a moment, but the toilet had other plans. Nagorg'd and I didn't even get a high five.