NAGMF
A NAGMF is a guy who can't get laid and won't stop trying. He drinks, he bullshits, and he forgets why he was even out in the first place.
I went out to find a girl. Now I'm just drunk and arguing with my friend about who's the bigger NAGMF.
My neighbor is a NAGMF. He's always drunk and talking nonsense with other NAGMFs.
I told my mom I was a NAGMF. She said I was a disgrace. I went out and got drunk.