Nagly
Nagli is a complete brain-dead idiot who thinks he’s a superhero. He pees on dead dogs, passes out, and then blames it on drugs.
My friend Nagli peed on a dead dog and then told me he had a secret mission.
Nagli passed out after eating pizza and told me he had been taken by aliens.
Nagli called the cops and said he had been kidnapped by aliens because he passed out.