NAGL - When you’re so drunk, you can’t tell your feet from your fac

When you’re so drunk, you can’t tell your feet from your face and you smell like a skunk who fell into a garbage can.

I went to the bar and got so drunk, I was a NAGL. I tried to dance and fell into a chair.

My cousin was a NAGL at the party. He tried to talk to the ceiling and then cried in a toilet.

That kid was a NAGL. He drank 10 shots and tried to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ in a bathroom.