NAGL
A play about a bunch of crazy people who don’t know how to act. It’s so bad, it’s like watching a cat try to sing opera.
That play was a NAGL. The actors were screaming, the lights were blinking, and I had to leave because I was crying.
The NAGL play was so bad, my neighbor came in and asked if I was being tortured.
I watched the NAGL play and now I have a headache, a broken heart, and a desire to never speak again.