NAGL
A NAGL is when something is so bad, it makes you want to throw up, cry, and run away all at the same time.
My brother’s new beard is a NAGL. It looks like he used a blender to mix mud and hair.
That pizza was a NAGL. It looked like it was thrown out of a plane and landed in a lake.
My dog’s new haircut is a NAGL. He looks like a disgruntled chicken who got hit by a car.