Nagging Eagle
A ginger guy who thinks he's the most important man in Ireland. He has a pot of gold and if you take it, he'll scream like an eagle and come after you like a f***ing monster.
I took his gold and he screamed like an eagle. The whole town heard him.
He came after me like a f***ing monster. I ran all the way home.
He screamed so loud, my dog ran out of the house.