naggin-bottle - a little bottle full of poison for the soul, but you drink i

a little bottle full of poison for the soul, but you drink it anyway because you're dumb.

My naggin-bottle is my secret weapon. I bring it to work. It fights my boss.

That naggin-bottle is the only reason I don't throw my phone out the window every day.

My naggin-bottle is like a best friend who doesn't judge me, even when I drink it at 3 a. m.