Nagger beans - Those tiny rubber nuisances on fake grass that stick to you

Those tiny rubber nuisances on fake grass that stick to you like glue, and you can’t get rid of them no matter how hard you try.

After the game, I looked at my pants and realized I had nagger beans all over them. I’m gonna have to live with them.

I stepped on the turf field, and now I have nagger beans on my feet. I might have to wear them to bed.

I tried to shake the nagger beans off, but they just stuck to my shirt. I’m doomed.