Nageshwar
Nageshwar is a name that means Lord of the Cobras, but in real life, it means you’re gonna be bitten by a snake at some point. Probably at a party.
My friend’s kid is named Nageshwar. Last week, a cobra showed up at his birthday party and bit the cake.
Nageshwar’s got a cobra that follows him everywhere. It’s like having a pet that also judges your fashion choices.
I named my kid Nageshwar. He’s got a cobra for a pet, and I already regret it.
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