nagercoil
Nagercoil is a town where Tamil is spoken like a curse and Malayalam is understood like a dirty joke. It's got a bunch of educated people who probably think you're stupid if you don't know about the Nagaraja temple.
"I tried to talk to my neighbor in Tamil and he looked at me like I was a lost sock.", @TamilTrouble
"The Nagaraja temple used to be Jain? That's like changing your religion just for a snack.", @TempleHater
"Why does everyone here speak like they're trying to impress a math teacher?", @BoringTamil