Nageeba
Nageeba is a curly-haired weirdo who lights up your day but will rip your face off if you lie. She doesn’t ditch friends, but she gives fake friends a long time to figure out they’re fake. If you’re lucky, she’ll just text you. If you’re not, she’ll beat you up.
You said you’d come to the party. You didn’t. I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.
You’re fake. I gave you a month to prove it. You failed.
I sent you a text. You ignored it. I’m at your house now.