nagdar
Nagdar is your brain’s way of telling you to shut up and pretend you can’t hear your chick. But the second she sounds like she might be saying something smart, you suddenly act like you’ve been paying attention the whole time.
'I’ve been nagging you for 10 years!' 'Yeah, and I’ve been ignoring you for 10 years.'
'You’re so annoying!' 'I know, but I still love you.'
'I’m leaving you!' 'Okay, fine, I’ll just binge-watch this whole series and forget you exist.'
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