nagao
A stinky fairy goat who eats onions like they're his ex and asks Siri for life advice because he's a total idiot.
He asked Siri 'What's the meaning of life?' and then ate an onion in a library.
He tried to explain the meaning of life to a cat. The cat hissed and left.
I saw him eat a frozen, rotten burrito in a parking lot. It was like a horror movie.