nagao
A smelly old Japanese creep who thinks he's cool because he knows how to use a phone.
Nagao sent me a DM at 2 AM saying 'I know your secret.' It was just a photo of his socks.
He tried to flirt with my grandma by saying 'You're my type.' She threw a potato at him.
He once cried in a convenience store because the ramen was out of stock.