My cousin tried to tell me he was straight. I asked him if he'd ever seen a unicorn. He said no. I said that's because he's a nagalechu.

I walked into a bar and the bartender asked if I wanted a drink. I said no, I just came to tell the nagalechu in the corner he's not a king.

My teacher said I was a nagalechu and I said I wasn't. She said I was and then I got a D.