Nagakiba
The ultimate katana in Elden Ring. True sigmas got it by killing Yura. It's so long it makes your cock look like a stub.
"Nagakiba is the reason I'm the ultimate flexer.", @SigmaFlexMaster
"I killed Yura, got Nagakiba, now I'm the longest guy in the game.", @LongestSigma
"Nagakiba is so long it's like it's got a cock of its own.", @SwordCock2000