Nagakiba
The best katana in Elden Ring. True sigmas got it by killing Yura. It's longer than your cock and it knows it.
"Nagakiba is so long it's like it's flexing back at me.", @SwordKing420
"I got Nagakiba and now I flex like I'm the biggest sigma in the game.", @SigmaFlex2000
"That sword is longer than my cock and it's not even trying.", @CockComparison101
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