Nagadocious
So low class it could be the cousin of a mop. It’s like a sandwich that forgot it was a sandwich.
That guy at the grocery store is nagadocious. He wears socks with sandals and talks to the ceiling.
That outfit my dog wore is nagadocious. It has a hat and a sock on its head.
That breakfast my sister made is nagadocious. It has ketchup on it and a sock.