nagaashwath
A man who thinks he's a king with a crown but has the face of a dead raccoon and the luck of a kid who got kicked out of a candy store.
He tried to flirt with my cousin and said, 'You're my queen.' She said, 'You're my nightmare.'
He wore a suit to the bar and still looked like he came out of a trash can.
He asked a girl for her number and said, 'I’m a superhero.' She said, 'I’m a superhero too. I have a cape made of your hope.'