nagaashwath
A guy who thinks he's hot but looks like he got hit by a pizza and then stepped on a banana peel.
He tried to chat up the barista and said, 'I'm a smooth talker.' She said, 'You're a smooth disaster.'
He wore sunglasses inside and still looked like he was hiding from a monster.
He told a joke and it was so bad, the people around him started laughing at him.