Nag hag
A grumpy old lady who thinks she's still hot and still has a job and still has a life and still has a brain and still has a nose and still has a tongue and still has a voice and still has a heart and still has a soul and still has a brain and still has a brain and still has a brain.
She texted me 20 times in one day just to say she was still alive.
She called me at work and told me she was going to die and I was going to die with her.
She sent me a video of herself dancing and said I was the reason she was still alive.