Nag-a-thon
A contest where women try to drive their men insane by nagging them to do stuff. The more ridiculous the request, the more points they get. The winner gets a trophy, money, and her man gets a lifetime supply of ear plugs.
'If you don't clean my room, I'll clean your brain and put it in a jar.'
'I'm gonna nag you so much your dog will start nagging you too.'
'If you don't mow the lawn, I'll mow your hair, your beard, and your soul.'