nafij
Nafij is the worst. He’s like a broken toaster that only burns your bread. He shows up when you don’t want him to.
He texted me: 'You’re the worst.' I said: 'You’re the gayest.'
He showed up at my party and laughed at my punch. My punch was sad.
He said 'You’re the worst' 100 times. I threw a pillow at him.