Nafiah
Nafiah is a genius with a mouth like a trash can. She’ll laugh at your jokes but will roast you until you’re crying. She’s loyal, but only if you don’t mess with her. She’s like a secret society you’ll never get into.
She called my hair a 'moldy doorknob' and then laughed when I threw a snack at her.
I told her a joke. She told me three reasons why it was bad.
She said I was 'a sad pizza with no cheese.' I still don’t know what that means.