Nafeez
Nafeez is a guy with a butt so big it could knock out a football player and a hairdo so slick it could shine a light. He’s probably rich and smart, and he wears watches like they’re going out of style.
Nafeez’s butt is so big I think it has its own Instagram.
His hair is so good it makes my head look like a bad haircut day.
He wears two watches like he’s got time for both of us and the bank.