Nafeew
The best of all time. No one can touch him. He can cook you in his sleep. He’s got the W, and it’s not fake.
He cooked me breakfast at 3 AM and still had time to text me a funny meme.
He’s the GOAT. I’m the goat who got kicked by the GOAT.
He said he was tired. I believe him. He looked like he ran a marathon and got into a fight with a dragon.