naevia
naevia is a joke who sits there like a fat kid on a couch and laughs at your dumb jokes but never helps you when you're stuck on math and instead plays uno until your teacher yells at you like you're the class clown and you get no work done
I asked for help on fractions and they just said 'uno' and kept flipping cards
They laughed at my joke about cats but didn't do my homework
When the teacher took their uno, they pulled out masht and looked at me like I was the problem