Naeem Miller
The guy who makes you feel like you're not the weird one. He's got the funniest mouth in the world and will do anything to get a laugh, even if it's gross.
He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. It was a disaster.
He told a joke about feces in front of the principal. Everyone laughed.
He texted me a photo of himself wearing a chicken hat. I laughed so hard I cried.