Naecation
A 'naecation' is when you're too poor to go on holiday. You stay at home and hope no one comes to visit. It's like a holiday, but you're still stuck in your own mess.
'I'm doing a naecation this summer. I can't even afford a holiday, so I'll just stay here and eat pizza.'
'My naecation is just me and my dog. No planes, no hotels, just a lot of snacks.'
'I had to do a naecation because I'm too broke to even think about going anywhere.'