nae wonder
As clear as mud, no question. Nae wonder the guy got exiled from the town, he tried to put his neighbor's parakeet in a blender.
Nae wonder the teacher got fired, she tried to use the class hamster as a eraser.
Nae wonder the mailman got a ticket, he ran over the dog with a bicycle.
Nae wonder the singer got booed, he tried to eat the microphone with a sandwich.