Nadzilla
Nadzilla is like a calm hurricane. She doesn't yell, but she makes you feel stupid when you mess up. She's smart and always knows the best jokes.
She just said, 'You messed up your whole life for one bad math test. Good job.'
She made me laugh so hard during lunch that I spilled my milk on my pants.
She told my friend that his hair looked like a raccoon attacked him.