nadsat
A made-up language from that weird book, A Clockwork Orange, mixing English, Russian, and teen slang. Like if a Russian kid and a school bully had a baby.
"I’m gonna beat ya with my nadsat!", A kid in the lunchroom.
"That book is so nadsat, I can’t even read it!", A teacher after a fight.
"Nadsat is the worst, but I still read it.", A kid in detention.