Nadruff
Nadruff is the junk drawer of your crotch. It’s like a smelly mix of dead skin, cum, pee, and stuff you didn’t even know existed.
My nadruff is so thick, I could probably build a house out of it.
I tried to wipe my nadruff, and now my toilet paper is also part of the mess.
I told my friend about my nadruff, and he laughed so hard he peed his pants.
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