Nadrano
Nadrano is a guy who will keep your secrets if you let him. But don't think he'll spill his own unless you pry his ass open with a crowbar.
'You told me you were gonna quit that job, why didn't you say anything?' 'Because you didn't ask me the right question.'
'He kept my secret about stealing the pizza. But he still didn't tell me he stole the last slice.'
'I told him my crush's name. He just nodded. Then he told me his crush's name. I was confused.'