Nado Cop - Cops from Coronado who are so useless they might as well be

Cops from Coronado who are so useless they might as well be ghosts. They don't even show up when you need them.

I got robbed and the Nado Cop showed up 20 minutes later. I was already home.

The Nado Cop came to my house and said, 'I'm not here to help you, I'm here to tell you I'm not here to help you.'

I called the Nado Cop and they said, 'We're busy, come back tomorrow.'