nadjustment
When a guy tries to hide that he's moving his junk around by hand through his pants. Usually ends with a weird wiggle and a loud fart. It’s not sexy. It’s just survival after sitting too long.
He was trying to adjust in the middle of a Zoom call and accidentally farted.
During the soccer game, he did a full squat in the middle of the field.
He was trying to fix his nutsack while eating a taco and it came out in the middle of the restaurant.