nadjim
Nadjim is the human version of a tropical bird. You see him once in your life and you swear you’ve died and gone to heaven, but then you realize he’s just been drinking all night.
He came to my house drunk and said, 'I drank so much yesterday. I think I turned into a bird.' I believed him.
He texted me, 'I’m coming to your house. Bring coffee.' I brought coffee. He brought coffee and a bird.
I saw him at the park wearing a hat made of leaves and said, 'You look like a bird.' He said, 'Damn. I drank so much yesterday.'