Nadium
Nadium is a new element discovered by a guy from Cleveland who probably had too much time on his hands. It’s dark, it’s salty, and it can be a total acid or a total base. It’s basically the magic potion of chemistry.
I failed my science quiz because I thought Nadium was just a type of candy.
My brother said Nadium is just a fancy word for poison.
My teacher said Nadium is going to change the world, and I said, 'Great, now I have to study it.'