Nadium
Nadium is a new element found by some guy in Cleveland who probably had a life. It’s dark, it’s salty, and it can be a total acid or a total base. It’s basically the most useful element since bread.
I used Nadium in my science experiment and it exploded like a volcano.
My friend said Nadium is so cool it should have its own movie.
My mom said Nadium is just a fancy name for salt, and I said, 'That’s what you think.'