Nadine Coyle
The Irish member of Girls Aloud who sounds like she’s yelling at a goat. People call her 'The Voice,' but it’s more like 'The Scream' if the goat was mad.
'Nadine’s voice is like a goat that’s been shouted at for an hour.'
'I thought I was going to a concert, but I was in a shouting match with a goat.'
'Her voice is so loud, I think she’s trying to wake up the dead.'