Nadian
A Nadian is someone who thinks they’re Canadian, but they’re not. They’re like a fake Canadian who’s pretending to be one, and they’re doing it bad.
He tried to say ‘eh’ and it came out like a sneeze.
She claimed to have lived in Toronto for 20 years, but she doesn’t know what a Tim Hortons is.
He wore a maple leaf shirt inside a snowstorm and then cried about it.