nadgerfaced
A person who got their face smushed with wet smelly junk from someone else's crotch, and it was either a romantic move or the worst punishment ever.
My cousin got a full face of sweaty balls after my uncle decided to show love the hard way.
She got a face full of hairy sweaty junk because he thought it was a romantic gesture.
The kid got a face full of stinky balls because the teacher was mad at him.