Nadezhda
Nadezhda is a Russian name that means 'hope', but also means 'the last chance before you fail completely.' If you're not Russian but got stuck with this name, you probably have some Soviet DNA and probably looked like a hotshot in gymnastics. You’ve got eyes so stunning they make your exes cry and a smile that could win a beauty pageant.
'I got stuck with Nadezhda? I'm gonna fail at life.'
'Her eyes were so good, I forgot how to breathe.'
'She smiled at me, and I instantly knew I was doomed.'