Nadelai
Nadelai is a super smart and gorgeous girl who will yell at you if you’re not good enough. She’s the best thing to ever happen to you, and if she leaves, you’re doomed.
She yelled at me for eating my homework and then threw my pencil at me.
She left me for a guy who could solve equations faster than I could eat pizza.
She said I was 'a waste of oxygen' and I was too scared to argue back.