Nade Play
When you're getting ready for sex and someone throws a nade in the middle of it, like it's a regular thing and you're just the guest star.
She called it a pregame, but I got glitter in my face and no idea what was going on. I was just the guest star.
He said it was just a little something extra, but the nade exploded in my head. I didn't know what was happening.
I thought I was just going to have sex, but he threw a nade and I ended up with glitter in my hair.