nade monkey - a person who plays fps games and throws grenades so much the

a person who plays fps games and throws grenades so much they forget how to shoot and just scream at the screen.

My brother is a nade monkey. He threw 5 nades at me and screamed, 'I’m gonna kill you!' I was like, 'you just missed.'"

That nade monkey in COD4 threw a grenade at me and I was like, 'you’re not even close.'"

I played Halo 3 with a nade monkey. He threw a grenade and I was like, 'why? I’m not even dead yet.'"