nade bitch - a grenade that decides to go in the opposite direction and m

a grenade that decides to go in the opposite direction and makes everyone around you suffer for it

I threw a nade and it went straight into my face. I’m dead, but I’m still laughing.

The nade bitch just exploded in front of the enemy. They’re confused and I’m proud.

I tried to throw a nade, but it went up and hit the sky. I’m a dumbass.