Naddy Dreadlock - Your pubes are so cruddy they look like they've been dipped

Your pubes are so cruddy they look like they've been dipped in glue and left to rot.

My naddy dreadlock is so bad my ex called me a human trash can.

I look like I've been living in a dog's bed for a month.

My naddy dreadlock is so bad it's got its own Instagram page.